Ooooops

So this afternoon the news broke into Seinfeld to make an announcement. Now I'm thinkin'...this better be damn good if they're cuttin' into the Sein. They go on to say that there is a full grown African lion running loose in Eastern Colorado Springs. Then I think...that's pretty good. Apparently there is a big cat sanctuary out that way some where and they suspect that someone forgot to close the gate. The CSPD, El Paso County Sheriffs, Colorado Division of Wildlife, Colorado Department of Agriculture, one helicopter, a bloodhound tracking team, and officials from the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo are all looking for a lion. Someone had the brains to call the big cat place and they said, "Nope...all our cats are here". Now...African lions are NOT indigenous to Colorado. They cat sanctuary even double checked. After hours of searching and multiple people calling in spottings of this savage beast...they were finally able to track it down. IT WAS A DOG!!!