I was supposed to be a millionaire....

In the past I've had a few thoughts that I've seen blossom into million dollar ideas for some other shmuck. My entrepreneurial creativity started back in 2002 when I first wanted to develop a product that cities could purchase and paint on walls that would repel spray paint from those pesky kids doing their tagging and gang related graffiti/artwork. The spray paint would just run down the wall and not stick and then city workers would just have to hose it down instead of repainting and having those patched sections that never match. For years that idea sat in my hopper while I tried to figure out who I could trust to go to with it and help me become the millionaire I know I can be. Then in 2005, there was a product that I thought of that had something to do with eliminating the stench of dog poop. Yes...it is easier to just pick up said dog poop and crack the windows but we all know there are lazy people out there that don't wanna get up outta the chair for such mundane tasks. I support these people and their odd choice and wanted to develop a non-aerosol scent that would block the offending poop smell. Just tonight another one of them was put into action by someone else. Again...I am standing on the dock. I can't take all the credit for this idea as it was on what was the greatest show to ever grace public television and, of course, that is....Seinfeld. No it was not a restaurant where you bake your own pizza pie (what a lame idea). Yes...it was the restaurant where nothing but peanut butter and jelly is served. I've mentioned this idea to co-workers for years but always ended up just getting off the pot. So now in Colorado Springs you can eat at such a place. I was gonna call it PB and Jays but they've named it OPB & J's. They've pretty much covered all their bases too. Those bastards. Different types of bread, various jellies, jams, marmalades, apple butter, crunchy peanut butter, smooth peanut butter, natural peanut butter, peanut butter with cinnamon and honey, Nutella, toasted bread, non-toasted bread. International entrees would include Belgian waffles with your choice of smears, Crepes, Croissants, etc. Don't even get me started on the beverage and side choices.

Very bitter right now. Must........not.........clench............TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!