Yikes

A while back I got a small (probably #14) hook stuck in my finger. I tried to push it through on the river bank but couldn't get it to pop through. I considered drinking some Jack Daniels and having my buddy Scott yank it out or cut the flesh enough to get it out. I settled on waiting until I got home and then letting the professionals handle it. I got the bill today. It was for $500 dollars!!!!!! I have to write a letter to argue it. $500????? Seriously????? What is happening with health care?????