Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Back when I was in college I had a black Scirocco that I loved. I drove that car hard and eventually cracked the sub-frame and both shock towers. You could stand on the front bumper and watch the car give near the skuttle area. So I needed a new car and didn't have much cash. I found a guy selling an Audi 100 for something like a grand and my pal Adam and I went up to check it out one night. We were surprised to find out that it was actually a 4000 Quattro when we got there and the guy just didn't know what he had. It was pitch black that night and with no flashlight it was hard to see it but I knew it was gonna need work (brakes, exhaust, etc.). The guy told me it needed a clutch but there was a nice puddle of brake fluid under it. The clutch was hydraulic and we were pretty sure that it was just leaking from the slave cylinder and might not be too hard to fix. We drove it and I liked it. It still is one of my favorite cars.

I remember getting it home and parking it in front of my apartment. The next morning I woke up and went to the front window to look at it....and screamed. Someone had vandalized the car. I went out there and was stunned at what I saw. Someone had taken primer and painted the ENTIRE thing without taping anything off. There was primer on the tires, the lights, the windows...everywhere. Then I opened it up. There was fast food containers and countless chicken bones in the car. It was the filthiest thing I've ever seen. Long story short...it wasn't vandalized at all. This is what the PO had done. Anyway...I drove that car for about a year and then sold it to a guy named Russ (who happens to own Mesa Cycles in St. Louis). I think he was gonna use it as a rally car. Don't know what ever happened to it.

What I do know is that Russ used to own a bitchin' white 4000 Quattro. In 1986 Audi made a commemorative edition 4000 that was white with red leather interior. Now I don't think Russ's was this model as his was naturally aspirated and the CE was turbo'd. Russ eventually did turbo the car and dump it with some killer suspension. I remember it being pretty violent. He sold that car to another buddy of mine named Steve. I believe on the way home, Stevie missed a shift and blew the motor. Steve never has less than 13 or so cars and so it sat for years. I recently learned that another bud of mine (Dave) bought it and is going to bring it back to life. These are some pics of the CE edition.





This is a car that I would be very interested in acquiring. I can't wait to see it again...and drive it.

4 comments:

Craig said...

Man, you are prolific today... just how much Monster have you drunk today?


Face it, you need an air-cooled 911 to tinker with.

Go here and feel the love.

Chris said...

The prolificness just comes naturally Craig. No need for Monster.

I've actually got my wife talked into a project of some sort after we move back your way. A 911 would be great but...it's wayyyyy outta my league. The van would probably be a worthy project since, like even a run-down Porsche of ANY model, they seem to sell for a decent amount (which baffles even me but I'll go with it).

Happy Thanksgiving man.

Davey B said...

i almost bought that car about 5 years ago! do they call "stevie" anything else? sure it was him...

i bought a 00 1.8 T Avant a couple months ago, love it.

just had my last cx race of the season yesterday... the current and blue spring creek are going to get hammered!

Chris said...

As far as I know Stevie's always been just Stevie. How many Russified 4000's are running around like that though right?

Are you thinking of one-eyed Jack? He was known in that circle and has had a few cars along the way.

Race results?